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Randy the Angus Cow - Furry Fleshlight Fantasy Masturbator

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Description

A black-and-white cow sculpt with two channels.

Randy the Angus Cow is a cow fantasy masturbator. Cow-inspired horns and contrasting black-and-white details surround the two-entry front.

  • Size: Approximately 6.30 in / 16 cm long and 3.54 in / 9 cm wide. Net weight: 1.48 lb / 670 g.
  • Body Depth: The side profile measures approximately 2.36 in / 6 cm across.
  • Two-Channel Cow Design: Cow-inspired horns and contrasting black-and-white details surround the two-entry front.
  • Silicone Body: The molded silicone body carries the creature details directly on its surface.
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Two-Channel Cow Design in Detail

Randy the Angus Cow uses a bovine-inspired silhouette and a clear black-and-white color pattern. The molded exterior carries the theme around the body, with the two openings grouped together at the front.

Inside the Sculpt

The cutaway shows two separate internal channels with different raised patterns. Ribs line one passage, while rounded bead-like details appear in the other, giving each channel its own visible texture layout.

Holding and Comparing the Body

Randy the Angus Cow is shaped for manual handling. Support the body while positioning it and use the product photographs to identify the openings and the surrounding sculpted details. The size information above separates the outside measurements from any listed channel measurements.

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Cleaning and Storage

Use a compatible water-based lubricant and follow the supplied care instructions. Wash the entrance, internal passage and exterior before and after use, rinse thoroughly and allow the interior to dry completely. Store in a clean, dry place.

Add Randy the Angus Cow to your collection. Review the measurements and choose your preferred option before adding it to your cart.

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Toy Care Guide
TOY CARE ESSENTIALS

Keep It Clean, Safe & Ready

5 STEPS
01 Before First Use
Read the product instructions, check its material and wash it using the recommended cleaning method.
02 Clean After Use
Use mild soap and warm water where permitted. Never submerge powered products unless they are specifically marked waterproof.
03 Choose Lubricant
Water-based lubricant is the safest default. Always check compatibility with the product’s material before use.
04 Dry & Store
Allow the toy to dry completely, then store it separately in a clean, cool and dry place away from heat and direct sunlight.
05 Inspect Every Time
Check for cracks, tears or exposed components. Stop using the product if it is damaged or causes unexpected pain or irritation.
Important: Always follow the care instructions supplied with your specific product.
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Randy the Angus Cow - Furry Fleshlight Fantasy Masturbator

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